If I Ate Roses!

Description: "If I Ate Roses" is a song that asks, "Does the butt of a flower eater smell a whole lot sweeter?" Our hero, sick with Montezuma's Revenge, is tired of his smelly Mexican cantina farts and burps, and decides to make everyone happy by eating flowers. He sings, "When you eat roses, your farts smell like perfume. When you eat lilacs, they smell like shampoo." He even gets the added bonus of potpourri poo coming from his ass.