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| By Fred Topel
Shooting Wads of White Stuff?
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Superman is no gayer because Bryan Singer directed Superman Returns than Indiana Jones was Jewish. But there are some other comic book superheroes who are way more suspiciously gay. Take a look:
5. The Phantom – His suit is purple. Is that really supposed to scare a bad guy? He looks more like an extra from The Birdcage.
4. Darkman – He swore off women, even though he had a hottie who didn’t mind that he only had half a face. But remember, the doctors severed his pain sensors so he’d be the perfect receiver.
3. Judge Dredd – All those muscles and all those big guns, you know he’s overcompensating for something.
2. Spider-Man – A limp wrested guy spews wads of white stuff. Hmmm.
1. Johnny Storm/The Human Torch – Dude, the guy’s catch phrase is “Flame on!” |
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Description: Superman is not gay but some other characters who aren't getting as much publicity make much more likely candidates for the celluloid closet.
