Naughty Pirate Movies

Not Naughty

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest is already kind of suggestive. You have to remember it’s a treasure chest, not a hairy nipple farm. Likewise, there are some other titles that just couldn’t hack it as pirate movies:

10. The Motion in the Ocean - Talk like that and nobody’s thinking about choppy waters.

9. Wet Seamen - What else are you supposed to call sailors who get soaked?

8. Boats a’ Rockin’ - Don’t come a knockin.

7. Hard Mast - As if you could sail with a soft one.

6. Stern Discipline - The laws of the sea might be somebody’s special fetish.

5. Booty Call - Booty doesn’t mean treasure anymore.

4. Monkey Wench - This cute double entendre wouldn’t fly with the religious right.

3. Thar She Blows - You’d think since we all read Moby Dick in high school, everybody would be over it.

2. Horny Vikings - What? Their helmets had horns on them.

1. Rum Chuggers - It was their favorite drink.