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| By Fred Topel
Number 10
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This week’s indie film A Scanner Darkly proves that cartoons can look just as hot as real Hollywood actors. But cartoons have been pushing the boundaries for a long time. I was never into Fritz the Cat or Heavy Metal because they were just too bizarre. But there are plenty of steamy toons to consider.
10. A Scanner Darkly – Winona Ryder is hot even when she’s animated. And getting to see her boobies is a treat, even if they’re animated boobies.
9. The Lion King – I’m not into animals, but Nala is one hot kitty. Maybe it’s those come hither eyes they drew into her. Felines still do it doggie style, right?
8. Drawn Together – With her butt cheeks hiding a thong and cleavage bursting out of her top, Foxxy Love is hot.
7. Cool World – This movie asked the question that Roger Rabbit didn’t dare. What happens when a man boffs a doodle? If sex turns Holly Wood into Kim Basinger, we better get to work on
6. Snow White and the Seven Dwarves - You know what they say about short guys…
5. The Simpsons – Marge is hot. Remember when they discovered public sex and ended up running around Springfield naked? Dig those curves.
4. The Incredibles – Elastic Woman. Imagine the possibilities.
3. Evil Toons - Bet you’ve never heard of this straight to video horror movie. It’s about a cartoon demon that rips off a slut’s clothes and “possesses her.” There’s about 60 seconds of animation in the whole thing, but tons of bare breasted babes!
2. Who Framed Roger Rabbit – Jessica Rabbit started the whole obsession with two dimensional babes. Even though they didn’t fulfill it, we all knew what pattycake meant.
1. The Little Mermaid – Every dude wants a mermaid. Even with starfish on her tits, you can tell she’s stacked. |
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Description: This week's new release "A Scanner Darkly" is just one of the sexy animated films to make our list. Find out what other doodles steam up the screen here.
