| By Fred Topel
In Theaters July 14
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This weekend’s You, Me and Dupree isn’t particularly funny, but Kate Hudson wears skimpy undies and a bikini, Owen Wilson shows his ass for the ladies and Matt Dillon looks sharp in a suit. It got us thinking, what are the hottest Hollywood threesomes we can rent to get our kicks?
10. Any James Bond Movie – Every James Bond movie has at least two hot chicks for 007 to seduce, sometimes more. And between Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan and even Roger Moore, the ladies like the suave dudes too.
9. The Notebook – In real life, a girl like Rachel McAdams would have way more than two guys chasing after her. But just seeing her paint naked or make out in the rain is worth the heartache poor Ryan Gosling and James Marsden go through.
8. Cruel Intentions – Ryan Phillipe is going for Reese Witherspoone and Sara Michelle Gellar at the same time! In real life, he ended up with Reese. Not a bad haul for a teen sex thriller. Selma Blair is in there making out with Sarah Michelle to boot!
7. Boogie Nights – Mark Wahlberg got Heather Graham and Julianne Moore, with the help of his magical enhanced schlong.
6. X-Men – Halle Berry, Famke Janssen and Anna Paquin in tight leather? Cool. Oh wait, there was also naked Rebecca Romijn-Stamos. Sorry Anna, we’ll save you for our article on Hot Foursomes.
5. The Hot Spot – Back in the ‘80s, seeing Virginia Madsen and Jennifer Connelly sex it up on the beach was like the holy grail of late night cable. Now that they’re both Oscar contenders, it still is. Oh, Don Johnson’s in it too, and he certainly lives up to his last name.
4. Friends – Well, anything involving Jennifer Aniston is hot, but when Joey threatened to come between Ross and Rachel, that was not only a sexy proposition, but it packed emotional weight too. Poor Joey. He loved her but he was getting his own sitcom so he couldn’t be tied down.
3. Charlie’s Angels – In any incarnation, be it the cheesy old TV show or the hot new kick-ass chick movies, you’ve got three of the generation’s hottest hotties running around in sexy outfits. Although, we’re partial to Drew Barrymore’s heaving cleavage, Cameron Diaz’s bikini body and Lucy Liu’s adorable little freckles.
2. Wild Things – With Neve Campbell and Denise Richards making sweet love, poor Matt Dillon couldn’t hold his own in the scene. But that’s okay, for the ladies you see Kevin Bacon’s schlong later in the film.
1. Brangelina and Jennifer Aniston – This real life love triangle is the hottest of them all. Come on, can’t they just work things out and get Brad, Angelina and Jennifer all together in a love fest? |
