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| By Fred Topel
Kevin Smith never shies away from touchy subjects, and he even makes up some of his own. Clerks II is another masterpiece of vulgar poetry. Here are the top 10 dirty topics up for grabs in Kevin Smith's latest movie.
10. Self pleasure in the workplace - Gives a whole new meaning to the daily grind.
9. Oversized genitalia - It's good to be large down there, whether you're a man or a woman.
8. Three-way sex - It couldn't be a Kevin Smith movie without at least one person suggesting a three way.
7. Sex with minors - Poor Dante. He has to settle for a hottie his own age. Leave it to Randall to brag about his underage conquests.
6. Gay Hobbits - Everyone was thinking it. Most people already said it. But for Star Wars aficionado Smith to go there is ballsy.
5. Food F***ing - One of the celebrity cameos has a great backstory about the insertion of a popular deli food.
4. Condiments in the privates - It's just a passing reference and you might miss it, but they do work in fast food and somebody does complain about having gotten something in an uncomfortable place... not the back of a Volkswagon.
3. Inter-species erotica - Kevin Smith had to try to top the dead guy in the bathroom, although I imagine necrophilia still trumps bestiality.
2. Genital Trolls - There is a complete mythology about the trolls that live in various parts of a chaste woman. You have to hear it to believe it.
1. Order of Insertions - We know there are three orifices available for the penis, but nobody's ever committed to film the proper order in which to have sex with each hole. Until now. |
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Description: Kevin Smith is great at the dirty jokes. Find out what bold naughty topics he talks about in his latest comedy, the sequel "Clerks II."
