Babes of Summer

Jessica Biel: Megababe

Summer’s the time to go to the beach and admire all the bikini bodies laying around on display. But if you can’t stand the heat, or you can’t control your lower regions, you can get some kicks at the local movie theater too. 2006 was a great year for movie babes, especially this summer:

10. Generic Tokyo Schoolgirls - Fast and the Furious : Tokyo Drift didn’t have any big stars, but it had plenty of Japanese teenagers sporting slutty schoolgirl outfits. Bravo to diversity.

9. Kate Bosworth - So what if you can see her ribs? There’s always something about Lois Lane that does it for guys. Dark hair suits Bosworth (See Wonderland) and the go getter personality is always hot.

8. Jessica Beil - Even covered up by 19th century garb in The Illusionist, Jessica Biel can’t help but be sexy. Without the muscular curves on display, it was all in her face and how she carried herself.

7. Jennifer Schwalbach - Kevin Smith’s wife is a MILF. He sure hit the jackpot and he’s not keeping it to himself. In Clerks II, he had her flash her chest for all to enjoy.

6. Bryce Dallas Howard - I still don’t know what a narf is, but a naked chick in the pool is pretty hot. She just couldn’t keep clothes on in Lady in the Water.

5. Keira Knightley - Argh, if only there was a Keira Knightley waiting for us in every port. Thar she blows all the others out of the water. Ahoy, matey.

4. Stewardesses - It must be something about the uniforms, because guys always like stewardesses. Or maybe it’s because the Snakes on a Plane uniforms are leggy miniskirts. Get these motehrf*ckin’ babes off this motherf*ckin’ plane!

3. Famke Janssen - The evil Jean Grey of X-Men: The Last Stand was way hotter than the good one. Something about bad girls, or maybe the tight leather outfit with red hair, or just bringing back Bond girl memories.

2. Uma Thurman - Uma Thurman is so hot it makes me cry just to look at her. Throw on superhero spandex and miniskirts and hand me a tissue… for the tears. She’s even cute as the frumpy alter ego, because actually glasses make her hotter.

1. Jennifer Aniston - She bared all in The Break-Up and it was so hot, nobody noticed that we didn’t actually see anything. Just seeing her wet showered skin glisten in the sneakily edited shots lasted the rest of the summer in my mind.