| By Fred Topel
In Stores Theaters September 22
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They’ve done it again. Jackass: Number Two has all new outrageous, destructive stunts. There are no real favorites and we don’t want to spoil the best surprises, so here are just ten great stunts to whet your appetite for Jackass: Number Two:
10. Bicentennial BMX - They try to do BMX stunts on those old turn of the century bicycles with one huge wheel and one small wheel. It doesn’t end well.
9. Riot Control Test - Johnny Knoxville’s always game to have things shot at him. This time he explodes a whole box of riot pellets. Miraculously, his Hollywood star face remains unharmed.
8. Electric Stool - This was pretty elaborate. Wee Man was ready to let a professional card thrower shoot 52 at his ass. The real trick was the stool he sat on was electrified. It took him a while to catch on.
7. Beehive Limo - The guys in the limo should have been suspicious when they had a cameraman in the back with them. Thinking they were en route to a photo shoot, the crew surprised them by dumping bees through the sunroof.
6. Rake Jump - With the help of the Three Six Mafia, the Jackass boys jumped on the teeth of rakes to get themselves whacked in the face. Simple. Brilliant.
5. The Brand - Bam Margara volunteers to be permanently burned cowboy style. His mark? A dick and balls. Actually, three, because he couldn’t hold still long enough for one to take.
4. Strong Man Dildo Bam again endangering his ass, he sat bare-assed at the top of a carnival strength test while a strong man whacked a dildo up to him. The force knocked him off the pedestal before any penetration could occur.
3. 90-year-old Naked Slut - Dressing up as old men is funny. Dressing up as an old woman is funnier. Spike Jonze dons the garb and lets his saggy old tits hang out for the public to politely try not to stare.
2. Bad Grandpa/Old Man Balls - Johnny Knoxville does an old man bit twice. First, he takes a boy out for drinks and smokes to watch people’s reactions. Then he lets his nads hang out.
1. Leech Healer - Here’s one that will top the paper cuts from the first Jackass movie. Steve-O volunteers to let a leech attach to his eyeball. Good god, people. |
