| By Fred Topel
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Flicka may seem like a boring little family movie with nothing of much interest to adults. But two hot babes jiggling up and down on horseback is certainly a comfort if you’re dragged to the theater with your kiddies. It made us think, what other horse movies have some good jiggling action? This list is so wrong:
10. Dances with Wolves - Mary McDonnell plays a hot little squaw showing Costner the frontier. And those animal hides don’t leave too much to the imagination, if you know what I mean.
9. Cold Mountain - You can’t get much hotter than Nicole Kidman and Renee Zellweger. If only the acting weren’t so crappy, or their frilly wardrobe so bulky, this could’ve been number one.
8. Lord of the Rings – Liv Tyler doing her warrior thing on horseback is pretty kick ass, even though the solid armor holds most of her in place.
7. Let it Ride – Jennifer Tilly doesn’t actually ride the horses, but even just standing there is so hot it makes a man’s eyes water.
6. Braveheart – For the ladies, naked Scots in kilts riding bareback should be an equal thrill.
5. Sheena - They said it was a zebra but it was just a painted horse. Either way, Tanya Roberts is scantily clad in action, and actually showed full frontal in a PG movie!
4. National Velvet – Young Liz Taylor in her prime is as hot as you can get for 1944.
3. The Horse Whisperer - Scarlett Johansson was a little young back then, but dare I say still mature for her age. Just to be safe, MILFy Kristen Scott Thomas got up in the saddle too.
2. Bad Girls – This may be one of the worst movies of all time, but it’s got four babes in a chick western. That’s eight whole boobies bouncing around!
1. Xena: Warrior Princess - This was on TV, so that gives you over 100 episodes of sexy Lucy Lawless and her sidekicks jiggling through the fields and forests of ancient times. |
