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Never Trust an Old Lady
An
old lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Old Lady: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Old Lady: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Old Lady: I'd give it to you but I don't
have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Old
Lady: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer:
I see ... Can I see your vehicle registration
papers, please?
Old
Lady: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Old Lady: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Old Lady: Yes, and I killed and hacked
up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Old Lady: His body parts are in plastic
bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly
backs away to his car and calls for back
up.
Within minutes 5 police cars circle the
car.
A senior officer slowly approaches the
car, clasping his
half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of
your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Old Lady: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me
that you have stolen this car and murdered
the owner.
Old Lady: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open
the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing
but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Old Lady: Yes, here are the registration
papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that
you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls
out a clutch purse and hands it to the
officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks
quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
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Now that's what I call a wise old owl.....lol.