Horrid Hubby Valentine!

Description: What do you get when you fall in love on Valentine’s Day? If you’re Elvis Costello or Burt Bacharach, you write a sweet love song. If you’re a fat housewife, you get a horrid husband that likes to fart, snore, and slack on the foreplay. As this chubby lady says, “I’m never going to fall in love again, I’m spending February 14 eating ice cream with my boyfriends, Ben and Jerry."