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Who Wears The Pants?

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Who Wears The Pants?

A young couple were in their honeymoon suite
on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed,
the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his
pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size
of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said.

"That's right and don't forget it," said the husband.
"I'm the man in this family."

With that, she flipped him her panties and said,
"Try these on." He tried them on and found he could
only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

He said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants."

She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's
going to be until your damn attitude changes!"

Description: Who wears the pants in your relationship? If you’re the big, burly bruiser type with a male chauvinistic outlook, you do. If you’re this jerk’s wife on your wedding night celebrating your honeymoon, you wear the pants…and the panties.

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Who Wears The Pants?

Who Wears The Pants?