What Not To Say To A Naked Guy

Description: "Why is it so small?" "Let me go get my tweezers." "Thanks, I needed a toothpick." These comments are a few of the ten things you DON'T say to a naked guy. When he's nude, he's vulnerable, and even if his dick does look like it was chopped off by Lorena Bobbitt, pretend that little penis is the size of the Washington monument.