Odd Man Out

Said and done, the next time God looked, the women are
gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that
were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in
the line of men that dominated their women, there was only
one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of
yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all
whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons
that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell
them my son, how did you manage
to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know.
My wife told me to stand here."

don't be too busy today...pass along the grins!!