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A woman has a dog who snores in his sleep,
so she goes to the vet to see if he can help.
The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon
around the dogs testicles and he will stop snoring.
A few hours after
going to bed, the dog
is snoring as usual. Finally, she goes to the
closet and grabs a piece of ribbon, ties it
around the dog's testicles and surely enough,
the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed.
Later that night, her husband
returns
home drunk from being out with his buddies.
He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins
snoring very loudly. The woman thinks
maybe the ribbon will work on him too.
She goes to the closet once
again,
grabs another piece of ribbon and ties it
around her husband's testicles.
Amazingly, it also works on him.
The woman sleeps very soundly.
The next morning, the husband
wakes
up very hung over. He stumbles into the
bathroom to urinate. As he is standing
in front of the toilet, he looks in the mirror
and sees a blue ribbon attached to his scrotum.
He is very confused.
He walks back into the bedroom
and sees
a red ribbon attached to his dog's scrotum.
He looks at the dog and says,
"Boy, I don't remember what the hell happened
last night, but wherever you and I were,
we got first and second place."
don't be
too busy today...
pass along the grins!!
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