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It was George the mailman's
last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail
through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When
he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted
by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated
him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.
At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine
cigars.
The folks
at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing
lures.
At the
fourth house, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful
blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the
hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to
the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate
love he had ever experienced!
When he
had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant
breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles,
and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied,
she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring,
he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's
bottom edge.
"All of
this was just too wonderful for words." He said, "But what's
the dollar for"?
"Well,"
she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would
be your last day, and that we should do something special
for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said, "Screw
him. Give him a dollar. The breakfast was my idea!!"
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