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The Following may be hard to believe but
it arrived from a reliable source.

More that 18,000 adult volunteers across thirty-five occupations were surveyed to determine the correlation between their occupation and their favorite snack food.

The typical personality traits associated with savory snack preferences can be used to help predict occupational choices, because a person's job selection also reflects his essential essence and his personality.

Chip lovers are ambitious and successful--CEO'S crave them. If you crave potato chips, you should be a lawyer, tennis pro, police officer, CEO... they are competitive and have high expectations, not only of themselves, but of those around them. Competitive in business, sports and social situations. And they usually come out on top in these situations.

Pretzels: firefighter, journalist, flight attendant, veterinarian or pediatrician. Lively and energetic, those who crave pretzels seek novelty and easily become bored by routine. They make decisions based on intuition and emotion, especially in romantic relationships.

Tortilla Chips: farmer, travel agent, chef, clergy or news anchor - they are perfectionists who are also humanitarians. Sticklers for punctuality, you will rarely see a tortilla eater late for an appointment.

Cheese Curls: real estate agent, psychiatrist or producer - Formal, always proper, conscientious and principled, people who crave this have a highly developed sense of integrity and maintain the moral high ground with their family, co-workers and romantic partners. They plan ahead for any possible catastrophe. With Band-Aids and batteries, the cheese curl lover's house is always stocked and ready.

Popcorn: teacher, artist, truck driver, nurse, judge or neurosurgeon - Self-assured and confident, those who prefer popcorn are best described as 'take charge sort of people.' A popcorn enthusiast will not hesitate to assume extra work on the job or take on extra duties at social gatherings. Even though they are self-confident, popcorn lovers are modest and humble, and would never be considered showoffs. Popcorn buffs are hidden successes - if you inherit a lot of money from a 'poor' relative, odds are he was someone who enjoyed popcorn.

Nuts: plumber, architect, sanitation worker, cardiologist or politician - Those who prefer nuts tend to be easygoing, empathic and understanding. When confronted with an emotionally charged situation, they can be counted on to keep calm and not join the fray, allowing time for the emotional upheaval to pass. Their even-keeled nature makes them well suited for dealing with the public during emergency situations. While nut aficionados may not always be leaders, it is their demeanor and assistance that allows the family or workplace to succeed.

Snack Crackers: stockbroker or professional race car driver - Snack cracker devotees tend to be contemplative and thoughtful, and base their decisions on solid reasoning instead of their emotions. They value their private time and are most creative when allowed to be alone, free from daily responsibilities and interruptions.

Meat Snacks: dentist or bartender - Those who crave a satisfying stick of beef jerky or a mouth-watering bag of pork rinds are the life of th

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