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"Half this game
is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
"It isn't pollution
that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our
air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President (DUH)
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
--Dan Quayle
"We've got to pause
and ask ourselves:
How much clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca
"The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football.
A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
"We don't necessarily discriminate.
We simply exclude certain types of people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
--Bill Clinton, President
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that
may or may not occur."
--Al Gore, VP (damn he's smart)
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from
overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992
because we received notice that you passed away.
May God bless you.
You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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