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"Half this game
is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
"It isn't pollution
that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our
air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President (DUH)
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
"We've got to pause
and ask ourselves:
How much clean air do we need?"
"The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football.
A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
"We don't necessarily discriminate.
We simply exclude certain types of people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
--Bill Clinton, President
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that
may or may not occur."
--Al Gore, VP (damn he's smart)
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992
because we received notice that you passed away.
May God bless you.
You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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