The
following questions and answers were collated
from
the SAT tests given to 16 years-old students!
Don't
laugh too hard -- one of them could become president
one day! You have to admit some are very creative.
Q:
Name the four seasons.
A:
Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q:
How is dew formed?
A:
The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q:
What is a planet?
A:
A body of earth surrounded by sky.
Q:
What causes the tides in the ocean?
A:
The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon.
All
water tends to flow toward the moon
because
there is no water on the moon and nature abhors a
vacuum.
I
forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q:
What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A:
He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward
to adultery.
Q:
Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A:
Premature death.
Q:
How can you delay milk turning sour?
A:
Keep it in the cow.
Q:
What is the Fibula?
A:
A small lie.
Q:
What does "varicose" mean?
A:
Nearby.
Q:
What is a terminal illness?
A:
When you are sick at the
