Why
is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because
he's always goblin
Where
does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
In
the casketeria.
What
do you call serious rocks?
Gravestones.
Why
did the witch stand in front of an audience?
She
had to give a screech
What
is a witch with poison ivy called?
An
itchy witchy.
Why
wasn't the vampire working?
He
was on his coffin break
Why
was the zombie so grumpy?
She
woke up too early in the mourning.
What
does a sorceress wear?
A
bewitching outfit.
Why
did the ghost cross the road?
To
get to "THE OTHER SIDE"
What's
a ghosts favorite fruit?
Booberries
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