Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men

Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.

No matter what your mood, pumpkins are
always ready to greet you with a smile.

One usually makes a better pie.

They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!

If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve
up another face.

If he starts smelling up your place, you can just
throw him out.

From the start, you know a pumpkin has an empty,
mush filled head.

A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you
want him to be.

Make sure you pass this on to all the
women you know, and the good natured guys, too!!