Santa Stats

December is the most popular month for
nose jobs.

Weight of Santa's sleigh
loaded with one Beanie Baby
for every kid on earth:
333,333 tons

Number of reindeer
required to pull a 333,333 ton sleigh
(plus Rudolph):
214,206

Average wage of a mall Santa:
$11 an hour.

With real beard:
$20.

To deliver his gifts in one night,
Santa would have to make
822.6 visits per second,
sleighing at 3,000 times the speed of sound.

At THAT speed,

Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame instantaneously.