Chocolate Chuckles Part 2

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devasated.

Seen recently on a tee shirt
EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

'It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man' ~ Miranda Ingram

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat all you like.

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies...' ~ John Q. Tullius

Too much of a good thing is simply WONDERFUL!!!! ~ Deborah Fox-Rothschild